Everything is bad these days, I know.  Good for all, my new girlfriend keeps me on my toes and when I’m get angry at the gym for the “women” on the next two treadmills going on and on about their summer vacations and kid she texts me or calls and I don’t take all things seriously again.  We watched Baby Mamma last night and I never laughed so hard.  Maybe it will help you like me:






How to survive Trumpocalypse. Day 417

You TAKE THE CARDBOARD BOTTOM OFF the frozen pizza BEFORE you put it in the oven.

This is not Digornio.
You are not that fancy anymore.
See, you believe the cardboard should stay on the bottom, because that is what you used to do, and it makes logical sense, right?

You are wrong. REMOVE the plastic wrapping and DISCARD the cardboard bottom, otherwise you just ruined a 2.99 cheapo frozen garbage pizza and that was all your three kids had to look forward to this week. I hope you’re happy.


(This is the new-world scenario if our president doesn’t get his policies together.  He needs to follow through on his promises, I’m waiting.  We all are.)



It’s so funny, I never thought I’d be watching a show like this.  My new dating partner likes to watch this and a few other crazy shows and even though it is something new for me, I like to sit with her and listen to her laugh and watch her play on her phone during the commercials 😉  Yes, it is annoying but she seems to enjoy it and I just like to watch her smile.  Martha and Snoop are pretty funny together.

I know it’s a lot of crazy stuff going on in the world right now so I needed to write about the comedy relief.  It helps sometimes for people, I think.  Have a good day everyone and I hope it goes well

The whole shows =


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