You TAKE THE CARDBOARD BOTTOM OFF the frozen pizza BEFORE you put it in the oven.

This is not Digornio.
You are not that fancy anymore.
See, you believe the cardboard should stay on the bottom, because that is what you used to do, and it makes logical sense, right?

Wrong.
You are wrong. REMOVE the plastic wrapping and DISCARD the cardboard bottom, otherwise you just ruined a 2.99 cheapo frozen garbage pizza and that was all your three kids had to look forward to this week. I hope you’re happy.

 

(This is the new-world scenario if our president doesn’t get his policies together.  He needs to follow through on his promises, I’m waiting.  We all are.)

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